Arashi! Aiba Masaki no Rekomen Arashi Remix! 2008.04.11

嵐・相葉雅紀のレコメン！アラシリミックス 2008.04.11

Opening mail
About the origin of the name of the "hot pants". Aibachan and Otsuka-kun were talking about it a couple of weeks ago.

MMC News
Starting the new corner! Lots of MMC news. Kinda silly but very funny!

Oshiete Aibachan!
- During Music Station 3hrs SP, why Jun-kun wasn't sitting there after the CM?
- Aibachan, how much time do you take to dress up before going to work? And also, if you know a way to dress in a short time, please tell.
- The listener asked Aibachan to tell some funny episode from Tokyo Friend Park. He just talked about getting 7 tawashi, and that Arashi beat a record of tawashi in TFP.

Ending
Otsuka-kun said that he's going to buy 5 copies of Arashi's live DVD of TIME. Aibachan said that he'll bring the invoice together with the 5 copies! XD

Words in blue are my observations.
As always, many many thanks to aibaland for the audio file.

A: Do you wanna have dinner? Or do you rather take a bath? Or maybe... Arashi・Aiba Masaki no Rekomen! Arashi Remix!
(gohan ni suru? ofuro ni suru? so-re-to-mo... Arashi・Aiba Masaki no Rekomen! Arashi Remix!)

Aiba-chan: Konbanwa! Arashi no Aiba Masaki de～su!! Today in the morning I went to play baseball, from 5:30AM till 8 o'clock in the morning.
Otsuka-kun: Haha! Otsukare sama de～su!!

A: It was so early. Then it finished at 8 o'clock, and after that, from 8:15, we had a reflection meeting.
O: Hahaha!! Like "Why you didn't hit there??"
A: Hahaha! Well, that's it. Quickly, let's start this week's program.
O: Yes.
A: Seems that we received a mail?
O: Yes, we received a mail.
A: Here we go.
O: Well, this mail is sort of related to the topic we talked about some time ago.
A: Hum.
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O: Eee... We received it from Okayama-ken, radio name Kamo-chan!
A: Arigatou gozaimasu!
O: Aibachan konAiba!
A: KonAiba!
O: Eee... The other day, during the "Oshiete Aibachan" corner, you guys were talking about the origin of the name of hot pants.
A: Yes, we talked about it.
O: Yes. The origin of "hot pants" is that... Eee... This name was because the woman receives a hot glance, coming from the man. This is what it's said.
A: Heee...
O: The other day we talked about it, right?
A: As for our opinion, did we talk that only the "important part" is hot?
O: No no no! It wasn't like that. Well...
A: Hum?
O: For us, men...
A: It is hot?
O: We said that it might be hot because the topic is hot.
A: Hum.
O: And seems that it was close to the correct reason.
A: That's true.
O: Yes.
A: So that was the origin.
O: That the men take a hot glance... Well, a hot stare.
A: Heee...
O: Well, being THAT short, it is really a hot pants.
A: Huuum... Since it's almost close to wearing nothing.
O: Yes.
A: That's surprising. Well, I suppose it's going to appear again during summer season of this year. That kind of boom.
O: I'm looking forward to it.
A: Hikaru Genji san also used to wear it.
O: Hahaha!! They're men.
A: They used to do it. Oh, well... I'm also looking forward to it.
A: So let's start this week's Arashi! Aiba Masaki's Rekomen Arashi Remix!

A: Again... Konbanwa! It's Aiba Masaki from Arashi! This program is broadcasted to the national network, having Tokyo Hamamatsu's Bunka Housou as the key station.
A: Quickly, let's play tonight's first song.
O: Let's go?
A: Well, Arashi's new album. Eee... From Dream-A-live, I would like you to listen to "Niji no kanata e" by Arashi.

.....Niji no kanata e.....

Anata no mimi ni checkmate!! Arashi・Aiba Masaki no Rekomen! Arashi Remix!
(checkmate to your ear!)

MMC News

A: So from today a new corner is starting!
*clapping hands*
A: This one... It's the one we decided together during the Publishing Planning Meeting, right?
O: Yes.
A: MMC News. Its name... Well, its name... What was its meaning?
O: It's a "Mecha Mecha Chichai" news. (very very small news)
A: Hahaha!! A very very tiny news which happened around you.
O: Yes.
A: So we're going to transmit them.
O: Yes.
A: That's how the corner looks like. Eee... So I want everybody to listen it without expecting too much.
O: I agree.
A: Please don't rise the hurdle ne.
O: Hai.
A: Really! Lower the hurdle, in a way that you can almost pass even without jumping.
O: I think so ne.
A: Eee... I'm going to start reading first.
O: Hai.
A: Let's read alternately.
O: Alright.
A: Can I? I'm going to start. Here we go.
A: I'll transmit the MMC News.
A: Sawara Sake-san, a 15 years old student who lives in Kagawa-ken, passed his/her first choice high school, in this spring. The name of the school is Sakurai High School. The fact is that it doesn't have nothing to do with Arashi's Sakurai Sho-san.
A: That's so MMC, but shall we continue?
O: Yes.
O: A female student from Ibaragi-ken, "Kara-age maximum umai" san, on March 28th, about 11:24 in the evening, finished using the eraser which she has been using since 1st year of junior high. The female student told that she wants to praise herself, because she worked hard for the sake of the Earth. Any details like what grade the female student is now, or what subject she was studying, are all unknown.
A: Fufu!
A: In Kumamoto, there was an incident where a female student at the 3rd year of junior high, after her graduation ceremony, drunk water from ALL the faucets that there are at the school. According to investigations, the female student told that she, after attending the graduation ceremony, felt so sad when she thought that today was the last day of frequenting the school, that she and her friend couldn't resist and ended up doing such thing. The teacher of the junior high school, who saw that scene, asked the 2 female students if it was OK that the last thing they want to do during junior high, was THAT.
A: This is really MMC...
O: I think so.
O: The child actor Suga Kenta-san, who acted in the movie "ALWAYS - Sunset on Third Street" and TV drama "Kuitan" among others, went out with fellow actors, to the leisure park Disney Sea located in Urayasu City of Chiba-ken, and was harrassed by junior high student girls, who asked for handshake and asked to take a photo together. That girl is a junior high student from Ishikawa-ken, identified as radio name Riri. According to investigations, she graduated elementary school, so she took a bus and came with her friend to the Disney Sea. Then she reported that she was so happy when she saw a famous person, that she couldn't contain her excitement. Although he was spending his private time, Suga-san kindly answered to the handshaking and photoshooting, and after that, he didn't forget to promote the movie he'll appear, telling that "We four are going to be in the upcoming movie called "Shinizokonai no Ao", so please watch it ne!".
A: Sugoi!
O: Sugoi indeed!
A: What a really nice person ne.
O: Yes.
A: Haaa... Let me continue.
A: Zenmai Samurai-san, who lives in Souka City of Saitama-ken, managed to complete 20 units of the point card stamp of a takoyaki restaurant located in the neighbourhood.
O: Fufufu!
A: Hahaha! With this, Zenmai Samurai-san had the opportunity of receiving a portion of takoyaki as a present. She told that "I've always been waiting for this day. I'm so happy." and then showed off a smile with aonori stuck on the front teeth. (aonori are flakes of "nori" sprinkled over takoyaki, okonomiyaki, etc)
O: Hahaha!! Continuing.
O: According to the report of the correspondent Azusa-san from Shizuoka-ken, it was found out that the DVD of Arashi is displayed in the Humour/Comedy section of a rental video store at Hamamatsu City.
A: Hahahaha!!
O: The DVD is "C no Arashi / D no Arashi / G no Arashi", broadcasted on Nihon TV, and it is lined up in the letter "A" of the alphabet among the humouristic/comedy artists.
A: Hahaha!! Aaah... I don't have nothing to do with that, but this is kinda frustrating.
A: An incident happened on March 31st, when a woman who was watching Sekiguchi Hiroshi's Tokyo Friend Park broadcasted by TBS, couldn't stop nosebleeding. The woman is "Maximum Happiness" san, who lives in Nagano-ken, and apparently the reason for her nosebleeding is the idol group Arashi, who was participating in the program. Happiness-san told that "It was my first time that I had my nose bleeding. Arashi was so kakkoii when they were singing, that I couldn't help nosebleeding." The nosebleed finally stopped after 20 minutes, and didn't cause any deep damages.
A: That was the MMC News.
A: Oh, well... There were so many MMC.
O: Yes, there were.
A: Here and there... Or better saying, for me all of them are.
O: Hahaha!
A: Really tiny news.
O: Yes, they make us laugh after few seconds.
A: Yes, a little later.
O: Yes.
A: Like a body blow...
A: Well, within those 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 that we read today...
O: Hai.
A: The most... Eee... The most MMC news, let's decide the MMMC news?
O: Hai.
A: For the most outstanding person, we'll send a most tiny thing.
O: Hahaha! Hai.
A: Ne?
O: We can't tell it yet.
A: We can't tell it yet. Eee... Which one, which one? What?
O: Just my opinion, but that one of super idol Arashi being in the letter "A" of the alphabet among comedian artists.
A: Aaah... That one also caught my attention.
O: Hahaha!
A: Although it's very tiny.
O: Hai.
A: It's kinda surprising.
O: Yes, it is.
A: So maybe it'll be that one. Either that, or Suga Kenta-kun. He's such a nice boy ne.
O: I agree.
A: But then the scale will going to increase. If it's about Suga Kenta-kun.
O: I think so.
A: Either that, or personally, I also would choose the takoyaki point card. I liked it.
O: I agree.
A: But well, this time let's choose that person who wrote about "C no Arashi / D no Arashi / G no Arashi" of Arashi being in the letter "A" of the alphabet among comedian artists.
O: Azusa-chan from Shizuoka-ken, right?
A: Azusa-chan is the MMMC! Yeey!!
*clapping hands*
A: Let's send something to Azusa-chan!
O: Alright.
A: What will arrive is a surprise, please wait with anticipation.
O: Hai.
A: So, well, I would like to continue with this corner. Please send us your really tiny news. Mail address is arashi@joqr.net or mail box 〒１０５－８００２　文化放送「嵐・相葉雅紀のレコメン！アラシリミックス」!!
A: So that was the MMC News!

O: paio-tsu kaide na, derumo no chan-nee mo kiiteru!
(What a big breast, model gals are also listening it!)
A: REALLY?? (maji de??)
A/O: Arashi・Aiba Masaki no Rekomen! Arashi Remix!

(Oshiete, Aibachan!) Tell us, Aibachan!!

A: I'll answer to the questions I received from the listeners by e-mails and letters. So this week we also have something that they want me to tell.
O: Yes. Many of them asking to tell them.
A: Shall we tell them many things? So let's tell them!
O: Hai.
A: Let's start.
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O: We received it from Chiba-ken, radio name "Aibaba Bye" san.
A: Hai! Arigatou gozaimasu!
O: Aibachan konAiba!
A: KonAiba!
O: I watched Music Station the other day.
A: Oh! Thank you very much!
O: I was sitting in front of the TV all the time, even during the CM.
A: Hum.
O: I was surprised when I saw that Jun-kun wasn't there after the CM.
A: Ah, after coming back from the CM ne.
O: Yes.
A: Hooo...
O: Then I was talking to my mother, that maybe he went to the toilet. I was curious about it, so please tell me.
A: Hahaha! It was because our turn was coming, so it was to prepare for our turn, I think.
O: Aaah... In advance.
A: Hum. I think so. Well, me...
O: Hai.
A: It was a 3 hours special.
O: Hai.
A: Eee... But I went to the toilet 30 minutes after the program has started.
O: Hahaha!
A: I thought I could bear for 3 hours, but it last for only 30 minutes. Then I went to the toilet but I came back in time. I went and came back really quickly.
O: I suppose the toilet was near.
A: It was near. And I also went twice.
O: Hahahaha!!
A: In 3 hours.
O: Hai.
A: Don't you think that 3 hours are quite long? If you think.
O: It's long indeed.
A: But then, when we're there, I don't feel that it's so long. Since we're watching there, at the VIP seat.
O: Aaah... Together with various artists.
A: Various artists, yes. So I really enjoy that time we spend there. The time when we're waiting. It was really enjoyable. Eee... Let's continue.
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O: Continuing. We received it from "Chiki-chiki-chicken" san of Saitama-ken.
A: Arigatou gozaimasu!
O: Aibachan, Otsuka-kun konAiba!
A: KonAiba!
O: I always enjoy listening to your radio every week. On to the main topic, I always take a long time to dress me up before going out.
A: Hum.
O: So I have a question to Aibachan. Aibachan, how much time do you take to dress up before going to work? And also, if you know a way to dress in a short time, please tell me.
A: I see. I usually wake up about 1 hour before leaving home.
O: So you're kinda fast.
A: Do you think so? Because of the shower time.
O: Haha! Shower?
A: I always take a shower in the morning.
O: Shower, brushing teeth...
A: Brushing, dressing...
O: Hai.
A: Drink coffee...
O: Drink coffee...
A: And then go. So at least 1 hour is necessary for me.
O: Of course to do all the things, you'll need 1 hour.
A: Huum... That's it.
O: Hai.
A: But well, I think there are so many ways to go out earlier. I can leave in 5 minutes.
O: Hahaha!!
A: When I'm late.
O: Hai.
A: So as a way to leave home quickly, maybe the best is to...
O: Hai.
A: Well, I used to do it...
O: Hai.
A: When I was a student, I used to sleep wearing uniform.
O: Hahaha!!
A: This is really good.
O: Waaa... Can't beat it, I think.
A: Isn't it?
O: Yes.
A: Already wearing uniform, the Y-shirt and such.
O: Without paying much attention if it's wrinkled or not.
A: Hahaha!! I don't mind. Hanging there only the blazer.
O: Hai.
A: Then pants and Y-shirt.
O: On the next day, if you're already dressed in the day before.
A: Yes, if you're previously dressed and prepare your bag in the day before... Ah! But for the girls, they also have to make-up, I think.
O: Yes, of course.
A: But what's her name? Is she a student? If she's a student, probably she doesn't use make-up.
O: Ah, but we can't take any hint by the name "Chiki-chiki-chicken" san...
A: I think so ne. But I guess she likes the chiki-chiki machine, don't you think so?
O: Hai.
A: So maybe she's an OL-san.
O: Looks like OL.
A: Don't you think that it's quite hard to find a student who knows the chiki-chiki machine?
(I'm not sure but seems that chiki-chiki machine is the name of a game.)
O: I think so. If it's at that age, she must be an OL-san.
A: Then what about doing the make-up before going to sleep?
O: Aaah!! But it's quite tough for the skin, isn't it??
A: Tough...
O: Yes... Can I say my technique too?
A: Go ahead.
O: I... Well, I also usually arrive at very short notice in the meeting place, or arrive like 10 minutes late.
A: Ah, a little bit late ne. There is always someone who comes with a small delay.
O: Because of that, I always use the delay of the train as an excuse.
A: Hum.
O: But well, recently I have been doing something to avoid delays, and I would like to recommend it.
A: Oooh... What is it?
O: You know the train interchange/transfer informations?
A: Train transfer information?
O: They inform through cell phone...
A: Yes yes.
O: JR (Japan Railway), for example, is doing that.
A: Yes yes yes.
O: I usually search the route of the train that allows me to arrive 30 minutes earlier at the destination place.
A: 30 minutes earlier?
O: Yes. For example, if we're supposed to meet at 12 o'clock...
A: Hum.
O: Then I would arrive at 11:30 at the destination place. To do that...
A: Hum.
O: You can take a look at the time table...
A: Yes yes.
O: If you try to dress up in time for this, then you'll be able to arrive with a small delay.
A: I see... It's previously calculated.
O: Yes. If you do that, as a result you'll be able to arrive with 10 to 15 minutes in advance.
A: Haaa... I see...
O: Hai.
A: The time set.
O: That's it.
A: Put it earlier.
O: Everyone can do it.
A: But if you plan that, in your mind you know that you're 30 minutes in advance. So let's do something with the clock. Many people ususally do it. To bring forward the time by 5 minutes.
O: Yes.
A: But since 5 minutes are not enough, so maybe 1 hour!
O: Hahaha!!
A: Let's advance the clock by 1 hour. That way you'll never arrive late.
O: Although you'll have a long long wait at the meeting place.
A: Yes yes yes. But I think it's still a good idea.
O: Well, it's beter than being behind time.
A: Isn't it?
O: Yes.
A: I'm getting confused with those calculations, so let's go to the next one?
O: Hahaha!! Let's do it.
A: Hum.
O: Eee... Continuing.
A: Hai!
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O: We received it from Wakayama-ken, radio name Akka-san!
A: Arigatou gozaimasu!
O: Eee... I watched the Friend Park aired on March 31st.
A: Ah! Arigatou gozaimasu.
O: Aibachan really stood out!
A: Really?
O: Hai.
A: It sounded like it was said by Otsuka-kun.
O: It's not me who is saying this.
A: Thank you very much.
O: Here I have a question to Aibachan.
A: Hai.
O: Please, please, tell me about some funny episode from Friend Park!
A: Funny happenings in Friend Park?
O: Yes, since there are many kinds of games.
A: Yes, there are.
O: Hai.
A: Darts...
O: What did you guys win this time?
A: This time, TAWASHI.
O: Tawashi?
A: 7 tawashi!
O: Tawashi??
A: Everybody was so good at darts that we all hit the center of the board. We weren't able to mistake! We, Arashi, even beat the record of tawashi in Friend Park. They brought 7 tawashi... That was funny. Otsuka-kun, you also should try to appear there once.
O: I wonder if I can.
A: No no... Just go! You just need to go! Appear there! YOU! Go!
O: So maybe next month...
A: Next month, if someone called Otsuka appears there, think that he's Otsuka from Bunka Housou.
A: Hai! So we're waiting for your SEXY questions! Really? Is it true?
(laughs)
A: Mail address is arashi@joqr.net or mail box 〒１０５－８００２　文化放送「嵐・相葉雅紀のレコメン！アラシリミックス」!!

A: So now let's listen to a song.
O: Hai.
A: Otsuka-kun, let's choose one from Arashi's new album.
O: Alright. From Dream-A-live which will be released on April 23th. So please listen, Sirius by Arashi.

.....Sirius.....

The address for postcard is 〒１０５－８００２　文化放送「嵐・相葉雅紀のレコメン！アラシリミックス」!!
E-mail is arashi@joqr.net - please write the name of the corner in the subject.
It's also easy to send messages from the mobile website of Bunka Housou.

A: So the ending time is nearing... Eee... Today we played many songs from this. The new album Dream-A-live. It'll be released on April 23th, Wednesday. Eee... the 8th new album Dream-A-live includes the singles "Happiness" and "Step and Go". Eee... For the first press limited edition there is a Disc 2, 2 CDs set, with the members' solo songs recorded in it. And for the regular edition there is a bonus track, a cool dance number! Fufu! I wonder if people still say "cool dance number" nowadays.
O: Well...
A: Do they themselves say that? To be told is another thing.
O: Please, say it.
A: Can I say?
O: Yes.
A: A cool dance number "Once Again"! This year will be the "Once Again".
O: Once Again.
A: It's Once Again. This is REALLY a very cool dance number, so please listen to it. Eee... And also, the 5 Dome Tour is to be started. Dream-A-live is going to start. The 5 Dome Tour will start. ARASHI Marks 2008 Dream-A-live. Eee... Starting from Kyosera Dome on May 16th and 18th, to Nagoya, Tokyo, Fukuoka, Sapporo. Eee... This is about something that happened some time ago...
O: Hai.
A: We did the TIME Kotoba no Chikara in 2007, right?
O: Yes.
A: You came ne.
O: I went, I went.
A: Have you enjoyed it?
O: Yes.
A: What about the content?
O: The content was very fruitful.
A: So it'll be released as a DVD.
*clapping hands*
A: Otsuka-kun, how many copies are you going to buy??
O: Aaah... 5 copies!
A: Oh!! Are you serious? Ah! I'll bring the invoice! Together with the 5 copies!
(laughs)
A: J-storm san, did you hear that, right? Otsuka-kun will buy 5 copies. 5 copies will cost quite a lot.
A: Hai! So that was Arashi Aiba Masaki's Rekomen Arashi Remix! Your partner was Aiba Masaki! See you next week!! Bye bye!!

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